Yes, I am aware of the flaming that may/will occur after posting this stamp


Now, before you go fllaamminnngg me, _{like everyone seems to go around doing these days}, I'll give you some reasons WHY it sucks. Some PROOF actual PROOF why:

1. Oh Stephanie Meyer you thesaurus raping woman, use some other words other than chagrin and sparkle ehh?

2. A quote from the book:
"His voice was like melted honey."
Nice sentence.. _{*cough* if you COULD melt honey *cough*}
Melting honey is akin to melting water, you just can't do it.

3. She describes EVERYTHING as a liquid..
i. 'eyes like liquid topaz' (nyah I don't wanna go on and on but to make a topaz a liquid you'd have to heat it way past 180 degrees Celsius and by the time it had melted, it wouldn't resemble topaz and it'd melt your face off if you were within metres of it. Funny that . I mean she probably meant it like the eyes were 'liquid' is because eyes are translucent so yeah.. and so are topaz! Funny that )
ii. liquid toffee (eyes again!)
iii. liquid butterscotch (eyes.. again -.-) and seriously, liquid butterscotch is butterscotch sauce.. why does she have to use stupid analogies no one else uses?
iiii.liquid chocolate (eyes..)
MAN!

5. Now to move on to the.. characters:
Bella: Shes your typical Mary Sue (for those who don't know role playing terms, she's a 'goody goody'. She's also; whiny, practically dead without Edward and a few more but yeah I could go on, one last this about her she says she's unpopular, but everyone fell in love with her at school!

Ok, now this is probably the longest freaking Artist Comment EVER well maybe not but anyway yeah.

These are my opinions, feel free to share yours!

FLAME AHEAD, TWI-TARDS
p.s a few rules:
1.Caps lock is NOT cruise control for cool.

2.Don't insist that Meyer is a good writer. Just because you like something doesn't make it wonderful.

3. Don't tell me that Meyer is going to kill me or that I should apologize to her.

4.Number of sales is not an indication of quality.

5.Swearing on the internet does not make you any more mature.

6.Come up with a legit argument. One that doesn't included "It's fiction!"

7.Don't take it personally. When we say we hate Twilight or the rabid fangirls, we are not saying we hate you (unless you are a rabid fangirl) or that you are stupid for enjoying the books.

Thank you!